The Harper's Index rarely gives us good news. But the juxtaposition of the facts are always interesting at the very least. Much of the time they're a lot more than just interesting. To wit:
What's wrong with the U.S. Post Office
- Percentage of U.S. Postal Service Expenses that go to labor costs: 89
- Of FedEx and UPS expenses, respectively: 41,48
- Estimated percentage of Americans aged 17 to 24 who are ineligible to join the military: 75
- Respective rank of obesity, drug and alcohol problems, and low "aptitude" among the most common reasons for ineligibility: 1, 2, 3
- Portion of unemployed people in the U.S. who are covered by primary unemployment insurance: 1/4 (What in the world are the other 3/4 doing?)
- Percentage of all oxycodone sold to doctors in the U.S. last year that went to Florida: 89
- Date on Which Florida began requiring potential welfare recipients to pass a drug test before receiving benefits: 7/1/2011
- Percentage who have failed the test: 2.5
- Estimated amount this will save the state over the next year in denied benefits: $98,000
- Number of "designer vagina" operations paid for by the British National Health Service last year: 2,000
- Percentage of women seeking the procedure who were deemed to have "normal" genitalia in a 2010 study: 100
- Amount by which a typical good-looking U.S. worker will out-earn a typical ugly one over a lifetime: $230,000
- Estimated amount that discrimiantion against the ugly cost America each year: $20 billion
- Date on which Joe Walsh (R, IL) said Washington can't put "one more dollar of debt upon the back of my kids": 7/13/2011
- Amount that Walsh currently owes in back child support: $98,422
2 comments:
Is that serious about a Congressman who is a scofflaw about owing back child support?
What a marvelous disconnect between Morality and the so-called Real World!
Yeah, can you believe that? These moralistic hypocritical bastards truly nauseate me.
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