Different Strokes: A GOP candidate for MI state legislature say his “stool of conservatism” is held up by “faith, family and freedom,” and that voters should overlook his many convictions for masturbating in other people's cars. After all, he has “dreams.”It's true. Click on the link. If this guy's district is gerrymandered like the vast majority of the rest in this land of the free and home of the brave, he probably will have a good chance of winning. What a country!